This is a homestuck dump. Enjoy.

20th July 2014

Photo reblogged from I Like Turtles! with 567,044 notes

pale0zoic:


koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

Source: 9gag

20th July 2014

Post reblogged from Normal? Not In My Vocabulary with 27,255 notes

lanturd:

When a hot person comes up to you

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“Hey your friend is cute”

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20th July 2014

Photo reblogged from No Roots, Only Anchors. with 68,064 notes

diekingdomcome:

g3mgypsy:

dglsplsblg:

Staten Island man dies after NYPD cop puts him in chokehold — SEE THE VIDEO

A 400-pound asthmatic Staten Island dad died Thursday after a cop put him in a chokehold and other officers appeared to slam his head against the sidewalk, video of the incident shows.
“I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!” Eric Garner, 43, repeatedly screamed after at least five NYPD officers took him down in front of a Tompkinsville beauty supply store when he balked at being handcuffed.
Within moments Garner, a married father of six children with two grandchildren, stopped struggling and appeared to be unconscious as police called paramedics to the scene. An angry crowd gathered, some recording with smartphones.
“When I kissed my husband this morning, I never thought it would be for the last time,” Garner’s wife, Esaw, told the Daily News.
She got no details from police until after she had gone to the hospital to identify his body, she said.
“I saw him with his eyes wide open and I said, ‘Babe, don’t leave me, I need you.’ But he was already gone,” she said.

and people wonder why black people don’t trust or have any love for cops. they murdered this man. this black man. and for what? fucking cigarettes. yea, WE’RE the fucking problem.
 






This man had 6 kids bruh. 6. Plus grandchildren. The world is truly fucked.


Watching this put me in a really weird mood, when will shit like this ever stop

diekingdomcome:

g3mgypsy:

dglsplsblg:

Staten Island man dies after NYPD cop puts him in chokehold — SEE THE VIDEO

A 400-pound asthmatic Staten Island dad died Thursday after a cop put him in a chokehold and other officers appeared to slam his head against the sidewalk, video of the incident shows.

“I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe!” Eric Garner, 43, repeatedly screamed after at least five NYPD officers took him down in front of a Tompkinsville beauty supply store when he balked at being handcuffed.

Within moments Garner, a married father of six children with two grandchildren, stopped struggling and appeared to be unconscious as police called paramedics to the scene. An angry crowd gathered, some recording with smartphones.

“When I kissed my husband this morning, I never thought it would be for the last time,” Garner’s wife, Esaw, told the Daily News.

She got no details from police until after she had gone to the hospital to identify his body, she said.

“I saw him with his eyes wide open and I said, ‘Babe, don’t leave me, I need you.’ But he was already gone,” she said.

and people wonder why black people don’t trust or have any love for cops. they murdered this man. this black man. and for what? fucking cigarettes. yea, WE’RE the fucking problem.

 

This man had 6 kids bruh. 6. Plus grandchildren. The world is truly fucked.

Watching this put me in a really weird mood, when will shit like this ever stop

Tagged: racism twpolice twmurder tw

Source: New York Daily News

20th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Normal? Not In My Vocabulary with 138,135 notes

leauxcalbelle:

huffingtonpost:

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Watch the full video and also learn which state in the United States will be adopting pet displays in their Ikea stores here.

my heart

Source: huffingtonpost

20th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Normal? Not In My Vocabulary with 101,726 notes

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

Source: beyondtheoath

20th July 2014

Quote reblogged from Oh, The Places You'll Go with 58,675 notes

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via talesofnorth)

Source: talesofnorth

20th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Oh, The Places You'll Go with 17,994 notes

adrnired:

hilarious-war:

uncomfortablepeople:

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes make a man go—

Low cut, see-through shirts that make you—

Tight jeans, double-‘d’s, makin’ you go—

Iced out, lit up, makes the kids go—

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FUCK YES

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

Source: uncomfortablepeople

18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Gregory has a little lamb with 16,044 notes

my-friend-the-frog:

its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married

Tagged: this hurts a lot actually

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13th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Forever with 17,099 notes

hussie420:

all right, what. no wait hey happy 413

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7th April 2014

Post reblogged from I dont know what I am doing with my life anymore with 11,135 notes

ask-irlsmashedhoe:

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okay hold UP

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THE LAST TIME WE DISCUSSED FOOD IT WAS ACTUALLY A WEIRD CULINARY LINGO 4 DISIZZLE AND MYSELF 

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SO BY THIS KNOWLEDGE OF COTTON CANDY GENERALLY BEING PINK AS WELL AS A SKY BLUE

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YOU MUST BE REFERRING TO CROCKER BARREL AND MYSELF

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A BRAVE ROGUE NEVER BACKS DOWN, HOWEVER

I MUST VENTURE FORTH

IN2

GOGLE

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aww hey das aschully p cute

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..o

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..well den

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i just uh

spose we’ll continue

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IT WAS THAT ONE FUCKIN TIME OK

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